Jalopmeter

"Leadbull" (leadbull911)
08/31/2016 at 10:32 • Filed to: jalopmeter

Scoob’s survey has everyone all excited, so I’d like to remind you that !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! exists as well. Enjoy responsibly.

DISCUSSION (33)

TheJWT > Leadbull
08/31/2016 at 10:38

130 for my GTA. It would be 160 if it had the optional digital dash...

Pacer Racer > Leadbull
08/31/2016 at 10:38

Pacer wagon got 230 points.

Pacer is quickest way to Jalop status confirmed.

EL_ULY > Leadbull
08/31/2016 at 10:41

73 on the XC90

70 for the Z4

remember kids, a rusty VW Karmann Ghia is at least 10 times more Jalop than a 2016 Audi RS7

Leadbull > Pacer Racer
08/31/2016 at 10:43

Bitchin’

I think that's the adjective everyone uses to describe Pacer wagons.

Pacer Racer > Leadbull
08/31/2016 at 10:44

100% truth.

AndyG_UK > Leadbull
08/31/2016 at 10:44

50 points for the DS4 and 45 for the Abarth, hmmm but the DS4 is both manual AND brown (though not diesel or an estate!).

Leadbull > TheJWT
08/31/2016 at 10:45

You could always do a manual swap. I'm sure 30 jalop points is worth the hard labor.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Leadbull
08/31/2016 at 10:47

Urambo Tauro > Leadbull
08/31/2016 at 10:48

’95 Sierra: 115 points

’95 Mustang: 155 points

Leadbull > EL_ULY
08/31/2016 at 10:49

Wow, the Z4 only got 70?

My Z3 is what got 120 in the lead image.

TheJWT > Leadbull
08/31/2016 at 10:53

That’s the plan! (eventually!)

TheGenderBender > Leadbull
08/31/2016 at 10:58

Jetta MK6 =-10 points
E30 = 150 points

Ż\_()_/Ż

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Leadbull
08/31/2016 at 10:59

The RX-8 got 101 or 151, depends if you consider it a 4 door or suicide doors.
The 2 door V8 Bel Air gets 205. The 4 door 6 cylinder got 220, and I’m not OK wit that (it’s the three on the tree that makes the difference)

nermal > Leadbull
08/31/2016 at 10:59

And the cupholder penalty is still ridiculous.

A modern crew cab pickup truck will have > 10 cupholders, thus getting a 50 point demerit.

It’s bull crap.

Also, why are Truck Nutz worth +500 in VA and -100 everywhere else?

TheRealBicycleBuck > Leadbull
08/31/2016 at 10:59

61 for the WRX. Did I do that right?

128 for the old truck. That’s better...

SpecedOut > Leadbull
08/31/2016 at 11:00

My old Sentra Spec V only got 26 points, and the key recommends you sawzall off the back. Too bad Sport Compact Car is like a decade ahead of me, otherwise I may have been innovative to the platform.

EL_ULY > Leadbull
08/31/2016 at 11:03

lol unless I did something wrong :]

luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > Leadbull
08/31/2016 at 11:11

My TC gets 115 points!

Quadradeuce > Leadbull
08/31/2016 at 11:15

I scored 280 for my Harley golf cart. Ultimate jalop-mobile...

Leadbull > EL_ULY
08/31/2016 at 11:17

Maybe you just need to trade down for an older, slower Z car...

EL_ULY > Leadbull
08/31/2016 at 11:23

I would :] Z3 are the radness!

fhrblig > Leadbull
08/31/2016 at 11:44

My non-turbo Optima scored -5. Yeah, that sounds about right. I still like it anyway.

bobbe17 > Leadbull
08/31/2016 at 11:45

135 for the E46 M3, I think it should have been 140 since I could only go up to 5 throttle bodies.

85 for the B5 Passat 1.8T

25 for the Mk6 Golf TDI

InFierority Complex > Leadbull
08/31/2016 at 11:57

77 lancia scorpion: 160

68 jaguar e-type 2+2: 200

86 Pontiac fiero gt: 127

Not too bad

Stephenson Valve Gear > Leadbull
08/31/2016 at 12:05

I’m afraid I ignored your warning and enjoyed this in a most irresponsible manner. Regardless, the pony car scored 148, and my pickup edged it out with a 150. The Ducati scored nada... of course, I realize this was set up for 4 wheeled vehicles, but still got a kick out of the comment when I clicked on “Italian”...